ur vodka aunt — *hugs you from behind, gently traces a circle on...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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*hugs you from behind, gently traces a circle on your chest, and sensually leans towards your ear*

*whispers quietly* Hey, we’re out of Kleenex.